This is not Suzanne. The reason for this singular phenomenon (Suzanne writing a post) is because of a first phenomenon (namely, Suzanne isn't writing a post). Now that everything is entirely clear, I will proceed with the post writing. I would like first of all to assure you, dear readers, that Miss Suzanne A. Bailey is not in fact deceased, which is the most unfortunate conclusion that many of you have certainly come to. The lack of postage from this particular source does not arise from the fact that the source is now a rotting corpse (and therefore incapable of writing). Rather, the situation at hand (lack of postage from said source) has come about because the person in question is lazy that she may as well be a rotting corpse.* (see footnote) It is certainly a most unfortunate situation that has forced me to reveal to you, the faithful following, this rather regrettable character trait in someone whom you had previously (without a doubt) considered to be above the failings of ordinary humanity. I feel it necessary to divulge this particular shortcoming so that I may reassure you all that the reason for non-postage is not because Miss Bailey hates you with a fiery passion.** The reason, quite simply, is because she is a lazy-*cough*.....person....one who is obviously so much so that she cannot bring herself to even reassure you of her continued existence. One more unfortunate shortcomoing of our dearly beloved Miss Bailey is her tendency to extreme violence, especially in defense of her person. Therefore, this is my farewell to you all, seeing as how I am certian to shortly meet my untimely(***) demise. * The above statement does not in any way reflect the actual appearance, smell, state of health/life, or any other characteristics of said person. It is just an analogy. ** Nor because she hates you with a hot, or even a gently sun-warmed passion. *** Untimely and, most likely, violent, bloody, slow, painful, excruciating, and somewhat hellish. | 
Now I have about 4 hours of homework I need to start or hopefully get done tonight. Who cares though? My best buddie hopefully will be coming tomorrow other wise known as...Jael! Hurray! *does little dance*
Lol, life is good there, I think I can handle that one Lord willing. Then English is...well English. It's been a little rough, but that's alright as long as I get this second draft spit out for tomorrow. My teacher has the most interesting style... Anyhoo, Psychology rocks! We were going to have our first major test tomorrow, but my teacher decided just to make it a take home instead and gave us tomorrow off so we could finish it. Lol, someone in our class had their birthday the last class, so she let him bring cookie cake which we all ate as much as we wanted of during class. *grins* Yep, pretty much...
